Had a conversation with a vocal Christian.
Apparently, atheists are amoral degenerates because they don’t fear god or divine wrath or hell. Waxed ineloquently.
When he stopped to catch his breath; I asked if he thought i was amoral.
He didn’t catch the warning flares. Went on to more or less repeat all of what he said, adding in that this lack of fear is why they need to punish us.
So, i asked him what Christ’s last instructions were. He stared at me blankly. Had to think about that.
Finally he said “spread the gospel…” as if maybe it was a trap. (Hey, some of his survival instincts are still working…)
So, I asked if he really thought that he was doing a great job of that right now. He looked confused. So I asked him what the gospel was
“The news of christs sacrifice and his love for everyone…”
So, I asked him what divine wrath and judgment has to do with it. So he went on a massive diatribe again about god’s judgement and how if they didn’t were all fucked.
“It’s a good thing I don’t believe in your skydaddy, then. A fairy tale can’t fuck for shit. Oh. And can we talk about how the only reason you’re a good person is divine wrath?”
The fun part was he filed a complaint with HR. Apparently I was the one harassing him. (And apparently the Dumbass forgot that he worked for a contract security company. We have security cameras… everywhere, including in the waiting lobby’s coffee service where he had cornered me.)(he got told to shut up. And then quite because of PeRsEcUtIoN)
Yep. I had someone “explain” to me that the only reason I had morals was that I was a good god fearing Christian. Because they couldn’t fathom the idea that someone could treat others well and not want to harm anyone without fearing god. When I said I’m an atheist they absolutely refused to believe me. Like they walked away from the conversation convinced I am Christian solely because I’d never killed anyone.
It’s amazing how there’s usually two responses- either suddenly you’re a hedonistic mass murderer or your secretly a Christian.
I could do with a little hedonism….maybe
Yep, like I literally called God “your sky daddy” and they still believed I’m Christian. Lol
I would follow Creed anywhere … and give him all my money
I mean, there’s more stopping me than just that. Like being surrounded by people who actually believe that crap would disgust me constantly.
Many many people that go through real seminaries come out atheists, but then need income so they become pastors. My wife went to seminary when she was questioning her religion and after learning about it was an atheist. She didn’t become a pastor tho.
That’s me!
2 years of seminary and I dropped out because I knew I had no honest future in it.
Had a 10 year career in food service management before I got my CCNA.
My sister went to seminary (super religious). Came out super atheist. It was cool to see her pull the curtain back and have the epiphany.
That doofus who made the McDonald’s documentary was given a tv show for a bit. His idea was to have people who are opposites swap lives. The religious moron who swapped with an atheist kept saying that if you didn’t get your morality from the christian bible, where do you get it. The fucking guy couldn’t imagine people having an innate sense of right and wrong unless the church spoon-fed it to them.
They really don’t understand how terrifying that is to the rest of us. That their sense of right and wrong rests entirely on what their church says
This line of thought gets even more terrifying with the rise of churches endorsing further and further right ideals - we shouldn’t feed the hungry, we should persecute those secular organizations that do. The church shouldn’t help those dirty immigrants fleeing horrific living conditions, we should send them right back there since it’s “god’s will”.
Parotioners already don’t think for themselves, it’s trivial to shift the Overton Window on what being a “good christian” means from the original teachings of Jesus to the rants from orange Jesus.
People like that are genuinely scary, you wonder what they would be up to if it wasn’t for the bible.
Not really scary, The very question reveals an unconscious moral sense. Be afraid of the Christian who is jealous that Atheists don’t have to follow rules.
Literally me. My grandfather was a pastor for over 60 years. Owned two homes on twelve acres. RV. Wood shop. Income from multiple churches.
Somehow never had money. Turns out a considerable portion of his income was being passed up the bullshit chain. Savings? What’s that?
If the only thing keeping you moral is the threat of divine punishment, you ain’t moral.
If the only thing keeping you moral is the threat of divine punishment brother you are a piece of shit.
- Rust cohleBingo. Like I don’t need the threat of eternal punishment to not hurt people. I don’t hurt people because it’s wrong.
I see this sentiment in these type of threads alot. Think about what you are saying. Just because you can be atheist and not kill people does not mean others can. Some people really need Jesus.
Morals? Try laziness. It sounds utterly exhausting to peddle shovelfuls of bull excrement all day after day after day. To soothe and stroke the constant irrational, ignorance-fueled beliefs, anxieties and xenophobias of “your brothers and sisters in Christ”.
Yep, the only way to form a cult that amasses wealth and draws hot groupies is though fear and hate rhetoric. And I’m not willing to create a ministry that’s abusive and hurtful for personal gain.
Some people do start benign NRMs based on mild virtues like kindness, compassion, mercy and generosity, but those aren’t the ones that get huge and go nationwide…not while retaining their core values, at any rate.
I don’t judge anyone who follows a religion, but I like this quote. I have a grandfather that has more patience than a saint and helps other a little too much risking going into debt and he’s lost faith in religion and his church. He said “I don’t know what there is after death but if there’s a heaven then the good I do in life will be enough.” The church didn’t treat him well despite his kind generous nature and i agree with him that feels like some form of organized crime. I’m atheist and I never learned to blindly follow like my older family members did. It’s strange to see them tirelessly running around doing chores for their church but it makes them happy I guess so I don’t question it.
"The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own”. - Frank Zappa
There’s another quote of his but I don’t think it’s true for everyone.
Yep, the only way to form a cult that amasses wealth and draws hot groupies is though fear and hate rhetoric.
Idk about that. There have been a number of very successful cults that amassed wealth and hot groupies through excess affection and utopianism. In fact, one popular form of recruiting cult members is Love Bombing which typically involves existing members bombarding an individual with attention, affection, and romantic advances. While this is often paired with techniques for isolating the individual from the outside world, it is extremely effective on people who already feel alienated and isolated.
If you get into the weeds of how all sorts of groups from QAnon to Cutco to church youth groups operate, they inevitably involve providing these intense positive emotional experiences to new prospective members. Hell, look at the Lakewood Church in Houston or the Baha’i temple. Their entire model is based around these lukewarm vibes sessions, very reminiscent of 60s-era charisma cults.
Some people do start benign NRMs based on mild virtues like kindness, compassion, mercy and generosity, but those aren’t the ones that get huge and go nationwide
Lots of MLMs are structured around the idea that these businesses are a surrogate family and that participating in the sales campaigns is a kind of good deed that you’re doing for others. Amway, Mary Kay, and NXIVM all got big doing these ostensibly social and charitable projects to gin up membership, before exploiting folks who put their trust in them.
Billionaire philanthropy groups follow similar patterns, with individuals drawn in on the idea that the Ford Foundation or the Hoover Institute or the Carnegie Foundation or the Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation are doing legitimate good deeds. Only in hindsight do you realize you’re being chewed up and spit out - manipulated to provide lots of cheap/free labor, to take on legally/morally dubious tasks, to generate positive PR while submitting to abusive bosses - by a core of organization insiders who see you as a useful idiot.
Love Bombing and the like are recruitment tactics, which is how you get lonely or angry people to look at and engage with the movement. Much the way there’s some sound personal advice in Dianetics the point is to get the layperson interested in becoming an initiate. This is one of the cult orgy spots, since yes, some movements encouraged their recruiters to engage sexually with with their marks, not approved by the mainstream since it runs contrary with the anti-free-love themes of Christianity. (Most NRMs by far identify as Christian, though that’s its own deep dive.)
(The other cult orgy spot comes in the harems or proclivities of the movement leaders, who often will draw an endless supply of groupies much like athletes, politicians or actors. Or, as per the case of Jim Bakker and Jessica Hahn, can extort attractive workers for sex with low risk of consequence, which seems to run congruous with executive branches of large businesses. The Rajneeshpuram in Wasco County, Oregon, a Tau Buddhist commune is a rare special case for the US, but the local population and the state freaked out not because too much sex was happening, but because it was insufficiently Christian for the 1980s US.)
Once someone is a novice or a practicing disciple, then the movement needs mechanisms to get them willing to labor long hours on cheap food and minimal medical care (sometimes dealing with supply scarcity and disease), and that’s when the promise of a big payoff soon comes.
In the cases of MLMs, the promise is you’ll get rich too when you are selling AMWAY products to customers, or the next iteration of resellers down the line. This is why doomsdays are popular among NRMs, which have to be imminent. This year. Preferably a month away. Then they know they only have to work a few weeks until the rapture, and it will all be worth it. It’s also why the doomsday cult story doesn’t end but gets really scary after the doomsday comes and goes without any exciting events. A friend of mine was an AMWAY seller for some time, and had a regular buddy that would show up in a super-fancy suit to come and coach her on selling. In retrospect, it was pretty creepy.
Then the movement’s prognosticators may reschedule the apocalypse, usually justifying it with a misreading or new information or whatever, but their service force gets increasingly restless with each one, and something needs to happen. This is the point when special God’s Chosen mischief squads are deployed to engage in terrorism, or assassinate government officials or whatever, and if they don’t already have the attention of law enforcement, they’re now regarded as a clear and present danger. Stand offs and mass suicides follow.
The Millerite Great Disappointment when the second advent failed to manifest between 1831 and 1844 enshrines into US history that life goes on and that your flock of loyal followers get disillusioned and restless if the show fails to start at the designated time, too many times. Thankfully, mass suicides are rare, but it means we can’t yet trace a consistent path from the cult building intentional communities and giant statues to when they’re shooting at officials and drinking the flavor-aid.
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Why are the memes on this sub just the most god awful (lol) unfunny boomer-ish memes anywhere on the internet.
Feel free to make better ones.
Jokes on you, an atheist pastor only in it to fleece his congregation is still a good servant of God :D
My wife, the daughter of a Southern Baptist preacher, says this all the time.
It looks like easy money, I know I could go all L Ron Hubbard and take advantage of people in that way, but I couldn’t live with myself. My godless moral compass won’t allow me.
