I came for the urination, I stayed for the swordfights.
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What’re you talking about? That’s the sword dueling arena.
Edit: I have an insane level of stage fright when I pee, so this is a no go for me lol.
“Mildly” is putting it…mildly
Don’t cross the streams!
It’s the urinal version of the love toilet.
The infuriating thing here is that they aren’t even properly aligned
Properly aligned for what exactly?
I meant that each one has a diferent distance away from the corner
Mandatory quote :D Don’t cross the streams!
It would be… bad.
Don’t wear shorts here.
For those mornings when it wants to come out in two streams.
Hell, let’s try and fit another one in above them!
for those with a split stream
There have been mornings when I needed this.
Then when I started to have to clean my own toilet I migrated to sitting down.
It’s so you can look over and make sure you’re doing it right.
As long as you don’t make eye contact or talk to each other.
The only thing that would make it more awkward is mirrors
When you’re drunk, they merge back together into one.