Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
Gone, reduced to atoms
“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.
The universe required correction.
Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Thanos did nothing wrong.
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I’m sorry little one
Lol, and after the baby is born, too.
This meme assumes the reader finds babies to be cute and adorable, rather than terrifying little goblins.
It’s different for everyone, but I was always put off by kids for all the typical reasons (boring, sticky, annoying, etc.), until I got pregnant.
I don’t mean that I love my kid so it’s different. I mean that the hormones associated with pregnancy changed all of my priorities. Thank god I had an abortion (I’d have a preteen with an alcoholic father and me for a mother- that’s not fair to a child), but it was much more difficult than I expected it to be.
With the pregnancy hormones, I definitely would have cried at this ad. Congratulations to them for emotionally manipulating the most emotionally unstable group in the world?
More like malformed little parasites.
It’s intended to fuck with the mom-brain of a pregnant woman. Like putting porn in front of a guy going through No-Nut November. The goal is to hit those animal instincts and cause intense anxiety.
They’re not trying to influence teenage edgelords.
the baby looks like a fish 💀
Mmmm, delicious fish 🍣
Everything is just fractals, brah, I’m cool as long as we have enough cocaine!
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I hate babies. They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources.
Many adults are like that too.
They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources. Nevermind the selfish parents tying up the world’s resources for their next of kin these ppl r pathetic
Are you leaving your parents and yourself as a baby out of this?
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Babies did nothing wrong. It’s the parents that keep pumping out more mouths to feed.
Alright Boomer right winger lol let me guess fetuses are babies too huh
I don’t even know what you think I said. lol
Whatever pro lifer keep forcing your book on us all
I’m pro choice though…
You are now, thanks to my intimidation. Welcome home
Now I’m wondering that if you replace these poster with something like “black babies matter” it would trigger replacement theory before it triggers the pro-life reflex.
That’s a race condition.
golf clap
“Ho ho, you”
Black. Babies. Matter.
You are a fukn genius.
I know it’s a joke, and I’m super excited pro choice… But even knowing they’re dog/elephant their comment still works (other than the “humans” clarifier) as they can make independent thoughts and love their lives.
Every time you need to pay someone who’s pro-life any amount of money, give them a nickle and tell them that if they put it in their bank account it will eventually grow to reach the amount of money you owe them, therefore you’ve just paid them in full. Easy.
Important things ^
Stick with the argument being made, not the presentation.
Gomcha!~
Looks like a powerpoint transition. 😂
“Mommy your choice doesn’t feel so good”
Transition:
Effect: Bounce left
Speed: Medium
Sound: tada.wav
Repeat: Until stoppedTada.wav LMAO
I heard that in my frickin head.
“So, anyway…”
This makes abortion look so fucking cool
Kinda wanna abort myself and see if it’s real.
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What are they gonna do, arrest my ashes?
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Abortion: as easy as snapping your fingers!
Snap your fingers snap your neck! - Prong
The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.
I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.
And an American. Etc.
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If things works the way those idiots actually think they do, I can see how this would be horrifying to them. But things don’t work that way. And because they’re Idiots, they won’t ever know that with enough reason- they can side-step the horrors of their own ignorance.
You are overthinking this. Don’t overthink yourself into becoming a moron. I did. And it was worse than I expected.
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Lawnmower manbaby
The Lawnmower Baby is inside your head now, Jake. Give me my baba.
Thanos was a true ideologue. He could have targeted half the universes population AND all the people trying to stop him. It would have been a insignificant amount over his intentions. Quickly erased by the exponential increase in population growth he would have started.
He also could’ve just doubled all the resources in the universe
Or made all living things require half as many resources.
Doesn’t that still result in issues? Like it might take longer but the end result would be the same.
I mean the main problem comes from the fact that that’s not what comic Thanos’ reason for killing half the universe is.
In the comics Thanos wanted to kill half the universe to impress lady death who he was in love with.
But since a love triangle where Thanos is getting cucked by Deadpool isn’t really fit for movies we got what we got.
You know there’s something about a villains motive being so small and pathetic that just makes it seem more real. Hardly anybody has any grand ideas about shaping the world, even those with the power to. Most billionaires are literally buying big boats and buildings instead of shaping nations. Destroying things because he can’t handle rejection is just so much more human.
Dreams are dead. We need to revive dreams.
So does removing half the universe. They’ll eventually get back to where they were.
One of the more annoying aspects of the story arc. Thanos was originally written as this religious zealot who quite literally wanted nothing more than to bone Death. Everything he did was in service to this dogmatic view that killing was a holy act. So much of his character is just my man being an uncompromising, super-powered sociopath.
And then the MCU writers come in and try to make him a eugenicist who can’t do math. “Just gonna nix half the universe’s sentient population and then go off and… uh… farm.” Dude, come on. Why on earth did they feel the need to take one of the setting’s explicit unquestionable villains and turn him into Sam Bankman-Fried with magic rocks?
Disney, probably. They gave us some good things, I guess. Kinda sucks it’s their IP forever now.
I’m leaning towards being competely over marvel and super hero shit in general. Sad that some might think it’s because I’m old and no fun but really I don’t think the story telling is up to my standards anymore.
At this point I want depth and execution. Really, my standards may be too high but it’s my time, I guess.
I just need a story that has something important under the surface. Something to keep me guessing. Then in a master stroke execute every scene with intention, artistry, and style.
I also tend toward darker themes.
I also tend toward darker themes.
The mainstreaming and Disney-fication of “gritty” movies has been absolutely dogshit for the content.
You can’t make Blade or The Crow anymore. You can barely make The Matrix. You just get a bunch of GrimDark cartoony bullshit.
I’m dreaming of a Berserk done right. Not that shit they somehow did two seasons of. The Golden Age stuff is really good. I just want post golden age now.
They do all this build up and the climax of Golden Age really grabs you. Then its just… damn, yeah. More of that high drama / political intrigue / folly of man’s hubris / yearning of the human heart shit. The monster fights are fun, but the real meat of Berserk is that romance and betrayal.
Have you seen Godzilla Minus One? That movie was so good.
Agreeded
And that’s why I’ve started to prefer seinan manga to most other things, too
Yo how’d they fit a smartphone in there
Lots of AH! Yes VM?
This is art!
GREAT SCOTT