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Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!
Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!
You’re gonna hafta toss me!
Aragorn’s an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn’t had a bath in a while.
I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I’m saying.
I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.
Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.
“it’s powdered sugar”
“It’s delicious”
Well that image is now stuck in my head forever…
He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around
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This is gold
This sounds like a something Éowyn would think of. Smells better than her other candle, “living in a townhouse with Faramir”
Well, after the war Eowyn and Faramir lived their lives in Emyn Arnen, a hilly region in the north of Ithilien. And given he was a captain of Gondor, I doubt their house was less than a manor.
Besides that, what’s wrong with a nice town house in the upper rings of Minas Tirith?
Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.
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