so if you didn’t know, humans need sleep. and lucid dreams are more being awake than being asleep neurologically speaking.
so this company wants people to basically stay awake 24/7. sure, that’s gonna work out just fine. no problems here.
“lucid dreams are more being awake than being asleep neurologically speaking.”
Could you provide a source for this claim?
don’t have one. but i heard someone cite a study where people who lucid dream a lot are generally less rested even after sleeping 8+ hours. from that i drew the conclusion that lucid dreaming is basically dreaming, but more awake.
The source is called sleep science. You should look into it.
You should look into providing a source instead of vague direction
Also, Google is your friend
Google scholar for science stuff
You want a source for something that’s covered by an entire field of study? Good luck bud
Sounds like you’re just lazy and don’t wanna back up your claim.
My what?
People I think forget that REM is Rapid Eye Movement sleep which is the part where your brain is actually rewriting itself and setting new pathways but doesn’t let your body feel well rested.
We need a mix of all things and we have already done studies that people can actually keep awake and working with intermittent resting with no actual deep sleep let people generate muscle mass and stay healthy right before their brain goes insane from the lack of true sleep.
This sounds so dangerous and antithetical to a long lasting healthy work force if this tries to get normalized that it will likely cause a forced evolution of our species by the people that can’t maintain that dying off.
Company doing company things.
Have narcolepsy, can confirm. The body is rested, but the brain so sleepy.
Just wait till they start hallucinating, that’ll teach 'em. :/
Can confirm, experienced many exhausting months of rebound REM after becoming sober from alcohol
Shit sucks
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Next up: AI controlled exoskeletons so you can still work when you’re dead.
I’m scared of the future
Nah, give it 38k-ish years or so, I’m sure it will be fine by then.
The company making those had to change their name from “Working Stiffs” after an unfortunate misunderstanding about the nature of their business.
I know this is a joke, but that’s just robots with a flesh body inside for no reason
But you can claim tax breaks for them if you pretend they’re people.
No need fleshy body. Replace the working class with robots. Got it /s
There was a time when this was considered utopia. Replace all workforce with robots, so all humans can just pursue their desires at a leisurely pace, making life hopefully overall more enjoyable.
Working Class: “We want wfh! No more offices!”
Corporate psychos:“Hmmm, we can work with that.”
I would actually love to work in my sleep if that meant I get to live the rest of my life while awake
Lol they’re not going to do that
yeah I know lol
Every technology that increased productivity could have saved us labor time. Instead, it just increased the profits of the employers.
Are we really going to go from “The Simpsons predicted this” to “Rick and Morty predicted this”? Please let’s not.
huh?
There’s an episode from Rick and Morty where the whole main cast gets their asleep selves to do annoying tasks they don’t want to do while they’re awake, to nefarious consequences.
oh, okay. I was just confused because I’m not sure where I mentioned the simpsons or rick and morty. all good lol
Working in your sleep sounds like a good way to think you’ve finished your work when in reality you’ve just written some random shit into documents.
A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00
The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
And if you sleep quiet quit, you’ll be banned from the server for day.
And if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
Wait, I wanted the Brave New World timeline.
I would have settled for the Brave New World album. Or even just the single
I hate this.
“The company has already raised more than $1 million to develop the headband and is reportedly working with one of the designers of Elon Musk’s Neuralink device.”
Oh good, so there’s a chance you might die from it too.
But it will have a autowork function that will do your dream work for you up until you quit watching it work. Then it will crash you into a parked semi truck. Provides once and for all that you can die in real life if you die in a dream. Patient pending
As long as i would wake up refreshed and dont remember what I worked on fuck yeah i would work in my sleep.
Watch the TV show Severance.
Nah, that’s more like confidentiality… They still sleep after they forget they work.
I think Severance would probably be easier to sell if they can’t remember 8 hours of work each day, but still get to be awake for the next 16 hours.
It’s different, but one of the points the show wants you to think about is whether not remembering suffering is better than suffering and being in control. In that way I don’t know if I would be so certain that working during sleep without remembering would be such a good idea.
What do you think they do there. In the company?
Refining macrodata
So far the show has offered more questions than answers. We’ll see.
I would sleep-work for 3x12 hours and enjoy the rest of the week.
Ha… you’d sleep work 56 hours a week and work another 40… and like it… or else…
So, 40 hours of straight time, and 56 hours of time-and-a-half from the comfort of my bed? 124 hours of pay per week?
I’d pay off my car in 3 months, the remainder of my house in 9 months.
Why wouldn’t I like this?
Not unless they pay for the full 96 hours.
I was thinking of a 3 night work week with same pay of course.
I sleep 8h a day and have a 40h work week, so I wake up in the morning and am done for the day, right? Right??
My boss makes a dollar and I just a dime, that’s why I sleep on company t… wait…
Drug addicts and insomniacs: hmm, I’m unproductive as usual, yet it feels different
I mean I rather work 8 hours in my sleep and have the rest of the day off to myself, but if such thing worked it would never be like that.
Aren’t dreams like a fraction of our sleep? You’d probably be getting a couple hours at most in an 8 hour period
Well they are creating a device that triggers and can help to control lucid dreaming… So… Uhh no this would have you dreaming that you are working for the full amount of time you are asleep basically
Unfortunately, that would not be very restful sleep.
Source: I have narcolepsy, which makes me spend way too much time in REM. In REM (where vivid dreams tend to happen), your brain activity is almost identical to being awake. Every stage of sleep is important, including REM, and without an appropriate amount you will be a zombie.
Not another. If this works, I’m actually gonna commit arson so this doesn’t continue to exist.
Next up: New tech allows bosses to check if employees are working in their lucid dreams or having wild sex
Sleep already does that. They’ve researched it and found we make better decisions when we sleep on it. Problem is companies think that’s too slow and have to make decisions in 5 seconds.
