The headline itself made this worth sharing
Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.
That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!
3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing’s preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.
2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.
Awww no luv for my girl tubgirl?
I had forgotten about that one damn it
Don’t forget the lemons for your party.
Yeah, without any frame of reference, it’s just a random, useless number.
so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something
“FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries”
Don’t feed the fetish
OwO
Relevant XKCD
Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.
I salute you, internet stranger.
Also slightly relevant: https://xkcd.com/1138/
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Hacker color schemes these days:
⬛🟥
⬛🟩
⬛🩷🟪
⬛🟥🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷
Did you think Nato would store nukular codes on their Neocities website?
nukular
Chelsea Manning was a prime example of this.
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Hey I’m curious what the bad things they did were? I just know them to have revealed evidence of heinous war crimes committed by the USA.
What a relief, I’d hate to think those files ended up in the wrong
pawshands.Based and furpilled
Can the gay furries get the alien files next?
Wasn’t that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy’s job?
THEY HAD ONE JOB
the group says it’s gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district
As a South African, that’s not much of an accomplishment
Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?
Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers…that’s crossing the line.
3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers
Yes that is quite the headline for sure.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
gay bad please like if you cri evrytim
It looks like you’re attempting English. Could you put just a bit more effort into it? I’d love to understand what it is you’re saying.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-cri-evrytiem
I cri evrytiem, also spelled “i cri evry tiem” and “i cri evrytim”, is an intentionally misspelled catchphrase typically used in discussion threads and comments to convey sadness in an ironic manner.
aight
i believe homosexuality is of lower morals, as such, i do request you to increase the positive vote count of my comment by one if you happened to weep upon reading the initial post.
Why would you believe that about homosexuality? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. Try and open your mind some. You might find yourself happier as a result.
??? i do believe to have misinterpreted your original comment, i don’t have anything against queer folks (i kinda sorta am one), i would like to apologize for any inconvenience i have caused
Yeah. You misinterpreted. My original point was that it’s dumb that we’ve gotten to this point. Nothing at all to do with being gay. I’m totally open to that stuff. An ally if you will.
As a The Gay™, I won’t, please.
We want nothing to do with folks who miss obvious jokes.
You’re being trolled because you missed the sarcasm in their original comment
A troll’s goal is to make you angry. If you can learn to identify trolls and choose to ignore them, they won’t get what they’re looking for
https://www.wikihow.com/Identify-a-Troll
Welcome to the internet. I hope you enjoy your stay
My dude.
You mean the bettest timeline, right?
I meant what I said.
