Twink is the only constant
Link is destined to be with Ganon and no one can change my head canon
Every man must slay his own demons. What if Ganon is just a stand in for Link’s latent homosexuality and the whole story is him finally accepting himself for who he is rather than fight it.
Link’s Awakening.
Makes more sense this way
Ironically one of the games without Ganon. Although iirc the nightmare does take the form of Ganon at one point? So maybe
Counterpoint: “A Tale of Two Rulers” by FigmentForms, a webcomic in which Zelda marries Ganon.
Heresy
What is the tri-force if not a metaphor for their thruple?
A physical representation of the three goddesses’ magical power of creation in Hyrule.
The only thing Ganon deserves is a sword through the head, stop shipping dictators, if you really must that’s what Furry Hitler is for.
In an alternative universe where Nintendo wants to be seen as progressive, they make Link blatantly gay, have him give up Zelda at the steps, and he powerbottom rules Hyrule with Ganondorf with absolute power, compassion, and a heart of gold; ushering in a new feudalist empire that reaches for the stars.
That would be fucking awesome. Alas.
Relationship status: it’s complicated
What’s Zelda’s job?
Girlboss
Saving/ruling hyrule
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN SNOWY
Snowy’s a real G
Spirit Tracks flashbacks
Tables
Getting rescued.
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What the heck is Link wearing?
The gerudo outfit from botw. Original: https://i.redd.it/xr9p89ncjeda1.jpg
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They are like siblings? Not every relationship need to be sexual.
They’re certainly not siblings.
That’s why he put the like in there.
Why not?
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I’ve always got this vibe from them tbh, not to mention how similar they look in botw/totk
In totk it’s made pretty clear they be fuckin once you find Zelda’s place
tbh i’m not that far in totk yet. not sure why, it just hasn’t clicked for me.
Sometimes games just don’t resonate with people
And sometimes it’s due to your taste in video games changing and other times it’s just for seemingly no reason at all
yeah, doesn’t help that i played botw alongside a friend and she’s now busy being a doctor and shit. no hate though, i’m super proud of her :3
It’s gonna look a lot better when switch 2 comes out anyways, I played through a lot of it but decided to wait to finish it till a console comes out that can actually play it
oh yeah, i’m emulating it. my switch is basically just for smash and mario kart these days,
The hilarity being that in Breath of the Wild Link earns and furnishes that house, and when you go back there Zelda has clearly now moved in and replaced all the furnishing you did with her own stuff. Link is totall a man who’s willing to put up with that stuff because he’s getting laid regularly.
Link is the alpha femboy. He pulls them all. Men, women, fish people, Gerudo, whatever the hell the lava people are, fucking eldritch abomination swinepeople…who doesn’t wanna bang and be banged by him?
