Emolument Bars
The single 1.7 oz bar costs 3.99 and a pack of 3 costs 12.99?
MAGA pricing I guess…
Also wondering why they called the big one Mega Bar instead of MAGA Bar
Missed opportunity, could’ve won the award for most racist chocolate in 2025
Because they’re stupid.
Did trump himself price these? The 3 pack is more expensive than 3 singles.
The extra charge is for the bigger picture of Dear Leader.
If MAGAs could do math they would be very upset.
That’s the special, bigger package, with extra package! That one REALLY shows how much you love trump!
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That is on brand.
Would be super ironic if it was made in Canada using cocoa from South America…
With the American recipe from Hersheys that tastes like vomit.
What store is this displayed in!
I bet it’s that shit chocolate that tastes like chemicals and is dyed brown. The same stuff you find in cheap, premade Easter baskets.
Mmmm hydrogenated palm oil
Most Americans would let the president fuck their partners.
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
The real crime here is not calling the big bar the “Maga Bar”. Like come on, stupidity of this aside, the joke was right fucking there.
4 bucks for a single chocolate bar? What a rip off for what is likely run of the mill trash chocolate. There couldn’t possibly be a better spokesperson on the wrapper.
Yeah but it’s got a picture of Trump on it.
I would put these facing out against a window. Maybe lose the AC for an hour or so.
I struggle to imagine that somebody would put one of those on the coffee table when they’re entertaining guests.
Steal one just so you can throw it away
When their welfare check no longer comes, his fans will no longer be able to afford such stuff.
I’m sure they will blame it on Biden and Obama.
But they’ll still blame someone else.
Did that one on the right gain sentience and yeet itself off the top shelf?
